Okay, so tonight I noticed a spider right above my bed in the corner where the walls meet the ceiling. Upon closer inspection, there were two spiders (another one a foot away on the wall) plus a cobweb with several little things in it. I assume gnats that got caught there. Anyways, normally I wouldn’t care but these were right above my bed so I demanded their immediate extermination. I grabbed a box of tissue, killed the first spider and cleared out the cobweb, then went to dispose of those things. On the way, I felt something odd on the bottom of my foot. I went to the bathroom to check it out; apparently I had incurred a minor injury on the bottom of my foot sometime earlier and had completely failed to notice until then. I still have no idea when that happened. I slapped a band-aid on it and went back for the last spider. Owing to its positioning, I actually failed to kill it and it fell off the wall. I got down on the floor with a flashlight to look under my bed to make sure it wasn’t lurking around down there aaaaaaand found a phone charger adapter I had lost over a year ago. What. The. Fuck. I seriously looked everywhere for that thing when I lost it last year, and it turns up under my bed a year later? I have had cause to look under my bed for plenty of other reasons since and it was never there. Did it fall into a dimensional rift or something?
I blame the cats.